把大象放進冰箱/How to Put an Elephant into a Fridge?

問：把大象放進冰箱需要幾個步驟？








答：三個

1. 打開冰箱
   
2. 放大象進去
   
3. 關上冰箱門

問：把長頸鹿放進冰箱需要幾個步驟？ 答：四個

1. 打開冰箱
   
2. 拿出大象
   
3. 放進長頸鹿
   
4. 關上冰箱門

問：獅子大王要開生日會,請問什麼動物沒有到?





答：長頸鹿,因為被你關在冰箱囉～





問：有一條住滿了鱷魚的河水,沒有橋也沒有船,請問你如何過去對面岸?






答：直接游過去,因為鱷魚們都去了獅子大王的生日會～

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Q: How many steps are there to put an elephant into a fridge? A: Three steps.

1. Open the fridge
   
2. Put the elephant into the fridge
   
3. close the fridge door

Q: How many steps are there to put a giraffe into a fridge? A: Four steps.

1. Open the fridge
   
2. Take out the elephant
   
3. Put in the girrafe
   
4. close the fridge door

Q: Lion King is throwing a birthday party. All animals show up except one. Which one is it?



A: The giraffe. He is in your fridge.







Q: How do you cross a crocodile infested river?







A: Just swim across. All the crocodiles are at the party.



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