Helped a friend installing Linux on his Asus EEE PC 1000HE. At first, the machine would not boot from my USB stick, even after changing boot device priority. This problem was solved by further configuring hard disk drives. You need to set the USB device as the first hard drive. In addition, this configuration can only be made if you have the USB device plugged onto the machine before power on.
幫朋友在他的華碩 EEE PC 1000HE 上裝Linux。一開始就算我更改了boot device priority也不能從隨身碟開機。後來發現，還得更改 hard disk drives。需要將隨身碟設為第一個硬碟。要做這個設定，必須在開電源前就將隨身碟插到機器上。
Rearrange boot device priority/重新安排開機順序：
In above picture, notice the second item is "Boot Settings Configuration." The option "Hard Disk Drives" is missing because I did not have the USB stick plugged in before power on.
請注意在上圖中第二項是"Boot Settings Configuration."沒有"Hard Disk Drives"。因為我沒有在開機前就插上隨身碟。
This time, I plugged in the USB stick before powering on, and the option "Hard Disk Drives" appeard./這次我在開機前就插上隨身碟，於是"Hard Disk Drives"的選項就出現了：
Running the ultimate antivirus sweep/惡靈退散：
The choice of installation media for this particular installation was a USB stick created with a Remastersys image.
Helped a friend installing Linux on his Asus EEE PC 1000HE. At first, the machine would not boot from my USB stick, even after changing boot device priority. This problem was solved by further configuring hard disk drives. You need to set the USB device as the first hard drive. In addition, this configuration can only be made if you have the USB device plugged onto the machine before power on.
幫朋友在他的華碩 EEE PC 1000HE 上裝Linux。一開始就算我更改了boot device priority也不能從隨身碟開機。後來發現，還得更改 hard disk drives。需要將隨身碟設為第一個硬碟。要做這個設定，必須在開電源前就將隨身碟插到機器上。
Rearrange boot device priority/重新安排開機順序：
In above picture, notice the second item is "Boot Settings Configuration." The option "Hard Disk Drives" is missing because I did not have the USB stick plugged in before power on.
請注意在上圖中第二項是"Boot Settings Configuration."沒有"Hard Disk Drives"。因為我沒有在開機前就插上隨身碟。
This time, I plugged in the USB stick before powering on, and the option "Hard Disk Drives" appeard./這次我在開機前就插上隨身碟，於是"Hard Disk Drives"的選項就出現了：
Running the ultimate antivirus sweep/惡靈退散：
The choice of installation media for this particular installation was a USB stick created with a Remastersys image.
Waiter: Are you ready to order yet sir? Dan: No, no. I'm still waiting for my..no wait, here he is. Great, what's it been? Three-quarters of an hour? Is this what they call a power lunch over at Wilmont Ross?
Bob: I...I was in the bathroom.
Dan: Wonderful, wonderful, this leaves us with exactly what? Fifteen minutes to order, eat, and discuss the new subdivision! Waiter, I'll have the...aw, now the waiter's gone to...look, what is the matter with you? Are you sick or something?
Bob: No, no, I'm not sick.
Dan: You're not sick, but you spend the entire meal break in the washroom, leaving me here for three-quarters of an hour getting refills of water and chewing on breadsticks.
Bob (shaky): I sh*t a piece of pie.
Dan: Look, if you people don't want to develop the land, you can just...Excuse me?
Bob: I sh*t a piece of pie!
Dan: Thank you! Thank you for sharing that with me. I am delighted that yesterday's dessert has finally passed!
Bob: But I never eat pie! I mean, I just dumped a solid piece of...
Dan: THANK YOU! Thank you. I was hoping that you'd be a fascinating luncheon companion. Little did I know that you'd be regaling me with the consistency of your bowel movement.
Bob: No, no, it didn't just look like pie...it was a serving of pie.
Dan: ...a serving of pie?
Bob: Right!
Dan: real pie?
Bob: A nice serving of real pie!
Dan: Flaky crust? Juicy filling?
Bob: Big round blueberries.
Dan: THANK YOU!
Bob: It's a miracle!
Dan: It's a miracle? God blessed your sphincter so it could give you dessert treats? Look, you've still got fifteen minutes, go make it a la mode.
Bob: But, but, but, I can't even bake a pie!
Dan: So God put an Easy Bake Oven in your lower colon?
Bob: Well, you believe me, right?
Dan: Oh, I believe you, sure, I believe you. You invite me here, to Rogantino's to discuss Sunny Ridge Subdivision, then you bolt off to the can to give birth to a pastry. You're the Betty Crocker of the bathroom! Of course I believe you, what's not to believe?
Bob: Fine, fine, fine, fine, if this isn't a piece of pie, what is it?
(thunk of pie being put on table)
Dan: Well it's a...oh my God, the guy carries it, he carried it in his pocket! Get it off the table!
Bob: It's a PIECE OF PIE!
Dan: Forgive me if we don't shake hands on this deal.
Bob: I can make sh*t that looks like food!
Dan: Yeah, so can my mother. Big deal. Bob, you're VP investment division for Wilmont Ross; you can't spend lunches fishing crusty terds out of kibos!
Bob: This pie is PROOF!
Dan: It's proof that you carry sh*t in your pocket!
Bob: Shhh! Shhh! It's pie!
Dan: It's poo!
Bob: Ok, fine, if I'm wrong, if I'm wrong, you tell me where it came from!
Dan: I don't know. Maybe somebody ordered pie, it tasted stale, they ditched it in the toilet...oh my God there's a bite out of it! Thank you!
Bob: Well I had to find out if it's pie!
Dan: I feel sick.
Bob: I'M A FREAK! I'm a freak! I could lose my whole life over this, my job, my wife, my kids! Dan. You can't. tell. anybody. about this. PROMISE!
(pause)
Dan: What am I going to say? "The other day at lunch with Bob Lockhard he shit a dessert from his ass, took a bite out of it, brought it back to the table and waved it under my nose"?! Trust me Bob, my lips are sealed!
Waiter: Excuse me gentlemen.
Bob and Dan: WHAT, what? Oh
Waiter: Are you ready to order yet?
Dan: No, I seem to have lost my appetite. I'll just have a coffee.
Waiter: Are you ready to order yet sir? Dan: No, no. I'm still waiting for my..no wait, here he is. Great, what's it been? Three-quarters of an hour? Is this what they call a power lunch over at Wilmont Ross?
Bob: I...I was in the bathroom.
Dan: Wonderful, wonderful, this leaves us with exactly what? Fifteen minutes to order, eat, and discuss the new subdivision! Waiter, I'll have the...aw, now the waiter's gone to...look, what is the matter with you? Are you sick or something?
Bob: No, no, I'm not sick.
Dan: You're not sick, but you spend the entire meal break in the washroom, leaving me here for three-quarters of an hour getting refills of water and chewing on breadsticks.
Bob (shaky): I sh*t a piece of pie.
Dan: Look, if you people don't want to develop the land, you can just...Excuse me?
Bob: I sh*t a piece of pie!
Dan: Thank you! Thank you for sharing that with me. I am delighted that yesterday's dessert has finally passed!
Bob: But I never eat pie! I mean, I just dumped a solid piece of...
Dan: THANK YOU! Thank you. I was hoping that you'd be a fascinating luncheon companion. Little did I know that you'd be regaling me with the consistency of your bowel movement.
Bob: No, no, it didn't just look like pie...it was a serving of pie.
Dan: ...a serving of pie?
Bob: Right!
Dan: real pie?
Bob: A nice serving of real pie!
Dan: Flaky crust? Juicy filling?
Bob: Big round blueberries.
Dan: THANK YOU!
Bob: It's a miracle!
Dan: It's a miracle? God blessed your sphincter so it could give you dessert treats? Look, you've still got fifteen minutes, go make it a la mode.
Bob: But, but, but, I can't even bake a pie!
Dan: So God put an Easy Bake Oven in your lower colon?
Bob: Well, you believe me, right?
Dan: Oh, I believe you, sure, I believe you. You invite me here, to Rogantino's to discuss Sunny Ridge Subdivision, then you bolt off to the can to give birth to a pastry. You're the Betty Crocker of the bathroom! Of course I believe you, what's not to believe?
Bob: Fine, fine, fine, fine, if this isn't a piece of pie, what is it?
(thunk of pie being put on table)
Dan: Well it's a...oh my God, the guy carries it, he carried it in his pocket! Get it off the table!
Bob: It's a PIECE OF PIE!
Dan: Forgive me if we don't shake hands on this deal.
Bob: I can make sh*t that looks like food!
Dan: Yeah, so can my mother. Big deal. Bob, you're VP investment division for Wilmont Ross; you can't spend lunches fishing crusty terds out of kibos!
Bob: This pie is PROOF!
Dan: It's proof that you carry sh*t in your pocket!
Bob: Shhh! Shhh! It's pie!
Dan: It's poo!
Bob: Ok, fine, if I'm wrong, if I'm wrong, you tell me where it came from!
Dan: I don't know. Maybe somebody ordered pie, it tasted stale, they ditched it in the toilet...oh my God there's a bite out of it! Thank you!
Bob: Well I had to find out if it's pie!
Dan: I feel sick.
Bob: I'M A FREAK! I'm a freak! I could lose my whole life over this, my job, my wife, my kids! Dan. You can't. tell. anybody. about this. PROMISE!
(pause)
Dan: What am I going to say? "The other day at lunch with Bob Lockhard he shit a dessert from his ass, took a bite out of it, brought it back to the table and waved it under my nose"?! Trust me Bob, my lips are sealed!
Waiter: Excuse me gentlemen.
Bob and Dan: WHAT, what? Oh
Waiter: Are you ready to order yet?
Dan: No, I seem to have lost my appetite. I'll just have a coffee.
As shown in above maps, Heilongjiang is way beyond the wall, and deep inside Manchuria.
Before the fall of Qing Dynasty, Manchurians were never considered as Chinese. This point of view by Chinese was changed to hide the shame of being conquered and ruled by barbarians outside Great Wall. In addition, Manchurians were assimilated by Chinese. Hence nowadays, Heilongjiang becomes a part of China. Nonetheless, it is still no where near Great Wall.
I guess the reason for choosing it is based on the fact that it appears as a border province from today's Chinese map.
The discussed scene starts at 06:40 of the following clip:
Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bob tails ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to laugh and sing A sleighing song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh
A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon Miss Fanny Bright Was seated by my side The horse was lean and lank Misfortune seemed his lot We got into a drifted bank And then we got upsot
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh yeah
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Kuso 1:
Oh! The amazing dog is sad. Oh! The amazing dog is sad, the amazing dog has puked its stomach. （驚狗悲哦！驚狗悲哦！驚狗嘔了胃！） Kuso 2-Vietnamese:
