媽媽說，臺灣問候語是「呷飽未？」而標準回應是：「啊你還沒睡哦？」
有天晚上十一點左右，在便利店裡聽到一位男士跟一位女士的對話：
女：「這麼晚了還沒睡哦？」
男：「你還沒睡，我怎麼捨得睡？」
女：「你真的有睡覺嗎？我從來沒看過你睡覺耶…」
男：「我也從來沒看過你洗澡耶…你有洗澡嗎？」
女：「…你…你…我要叫你老婆管管你啦！」
男：「我真的沒看過你洗澡嘛！」
這時候，全店的人都笑翻了。我忍不住好奇想看看那位男士是啥德行，剛好跟他的眼光對上。
「我說的是真的嘛！我真的沒看過她洗澡呀！」
Mother says, the standard greeting for Taiwanese peasants are "Jia ba ve?" (Have you eaten?), and the reply "A li a ve kun o?" (Yet have you not gone to bed?)
One night, around 23:00, I over heard the following conversation in a convenient store.
Woman: Have you not yet gone to bed?
Man: I couldn't since you haven't.
Woman: Do you ever sleep? I have never seen you sleep.
Man: Do you ever take a shower? I have never seen you taking a shower.
Woman: ... you... you... I am going to ask your wife to dicipline you.
Man: Honestly, I am telling the truth. I have never seen you taking a shower.
At this moment, everyone in the store were laughting our heads off. On my way out, I couldn't help taking a glance at the man. He just caught my sight and said "I am telling the truth!"
June 5, 2010:
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