One I was chatting with a chick and a dude in a cafeteria. Somehow, the conversation provoked the line "This is something men would not do."
The chick challenged "Are you real men?"
I turned to the dude, and said "Pull it out and show it to her."
Before the chick had the chance to slap me silly, I calmly added...
"I meant ID card!"
有回我同個馬子跟個凱子在餐廳吃飯。話說著說著，就有人說出了：“這是我們男人不會做的事。”
那妞兒問道：“你們兩個算男人嗎？”
我轉頭跟那凱子說：“掏出來給她看！”
在那隻母老虎扁到我之前，我酷酷地說了：“我是說身分證！”
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