當央視大樓遇見東方之門/When CCTV Tower Meets Gate of the Orient

當東方之門遇見央視大樓/When Gate of the Orient Meets CCTV Headquarters

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Some say Gate of the Orient looks like a pair of pants/有人覺得，蘇州東方之門像「秋褲」：

Some say CCTV Headquarters looks like someone kneeling/也有人覺得，北京央視總部大樓像下跪：

「一二三四五！我們不要看屁股！」/We are being mooned.

「有网友表示，有了东方之门这条牛仔裤，北京央视的大裤衩(右下图)就不再寂寞了。另有网友表示，央视的大裤衩是跪着的，苏州东方之门这条牛仔裤则是站着的。」

-- 苏州东方之门被指像"秋裤" 央视"大裤衩"有伴了

"Luckily," these two buildings are far apart. Otherwise...
「幸好」這兩棟大樓離得很遠，否則...

-- http://www.tylershields.com/2010/12/20/told/

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