- Classmate: I did not study. I have no idea how I got such a good mark.
- Guest Speaker: I will keep it short.
- Boss: I will never forget your contribution.
- Staff: I am quiting tomorrow.
- Merchant: Final day out of business sale!
- Star: We are just friends.
- Guy: It's alright. It's not going to hurt.
- Chick: This is my first time...
- Parents: I am saving this for you.
- Cougar: Handsome....
- 同學: 我沒唸啊，不知道為何考這麼高？
- 來賓:「大家好，我只簡單講兩句…」
- 老闆: 我不會忘記你的貢獻。
- 職員: 明天我就不幹了。
- 商人: 虧本大拍賣，只到今天！
- 明星: 我們只是朋友。
- 男孩: 乖，不會痛的。
- 女孩: 這是我的第一次。
- 父母: 我幫你把紅包存起來了。
- 歐巴桑: 帥哥..............
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