以下情節，純屬虛構。如有雷同，純屬美夢成真！
The following story is a pure fiction. Any coincidence would be my dream comes true:
前兒個俺在地鐵釣上個辣妹，說好晚上開車接她去小酌兩杯。
她問我開的啥車呢？
俺說俺就開一破鞋！
“開啥？”
“破鞋！就Porsche嘛！”
＊辣妹雙眼放光崇拜ing...＊
到晚上俺開著這輛破鞋到她家門口接人...
The other day, I picked up a hot chick on the subway. I was to pick her up at night for a drink.
She asked me what kinda car I'd drive.
I said I drove a Porsche.
She was impressed.
That night, I arrived at her place with the following baby:
靠！俺開的真是如假包換的破鞋哪！/It is a genuine Porche!
還是輛1957年的古董車哪！/It's a vintage from 1957!
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