石月エ一ロ Ishitsuki Eichiro: Toilets to the World/便所大亂鬥 (Updated: 2010/10/07)

Thursday 7 October 2010

Toilets to the World/便所大亂鬥 (Updated: 2010/10/07)

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Toilets to the World/便所大亂鬥

2010/10/07 Update: School Cafe & Bakery

A couple of days ago, I was chatting with friends. When it comes to Shanghai, some people asked if it was indeed a modern and advanced city. I said Kaohsiung is better. They asked "How so?". There is a Chinese saying goes like "The people regard food as heaven." On that note, I say "The people regards craps as earth." The city of Kaohsiung gives better sh*t than Shanghai. A picture worths a thousand words:

前幾天跟朋友聊天。有人問起上海是不是真的很繁榮進步。我說還不如高雄。朋友質疑高雄哪裡比上海進步？我說高雄大便比上海強。如是我聞：「民以食為天。」既然進去的一定得出來。於是我說：「民以屎為地。」高雄的屎硬是比上海的強。有圖有真相：

在較大的地圖上查看阿里不達
2008年2月16日：上海市中心路邊的廁所/A Toilet in Downtown, Shanghai, Feburary 16, 2008

Let's be fair. A couple of months later, this toilet was replaced by this:
數月後，這個廁所被改建成這樣：

2008年7月12日：同一地點，新廁所/Same Location, New Toilet, July 12, 2008

Too bad the doors were lucked. I wonder how it is now.
可惜門上了鎖。不知現況如何？

在較大的地圖上查看阿里不達

2008年1月8日：高雄市中央公園的廁所/A Washroom in the Central Park of Kaohsiung, January 8, 2008

On the outer wall, free toilet paper is available without supervision.
門外提供免費衛生紙。無人看管。

Two types of toilet: sitting and squat, are available. More toilet paper.
坐、蹲兩式馬桶都有。更多的衛生紙。

Clear, well planned sign guiding the queue starting at the entrance, so people in the line do not have to squeeze into the washroom. It is also more fair this way, as it is going to be on true first come, first serve basis.
門口清楚提示排隊起點。這樣人多時，不需擠在廁所裡等。而且也比較公平，先到先上。

It is not enough to be clean. It has also to be esthetic.
除了整潔，更加追求美觀。

This kind of washrooms are all over the parks in the city of Kaohsiung. Those parks has no walls. These toilets have no supervisors. These toilets are free, including toilet paper. I dare Shanghai to match such service.

像這樣的廁所遍佈高雄的公園。公園沒有圍牆。廁所無人看管。廁所跟衛生紙都免費。上海能有這樣的服務嗎？可能是因為在臺灣拉屎太舒服了，所以中國人特喜歡來臺灣參加野球比賽。

上圖引用自：馬總統的雞屎面

上圖引用自：芒果日報

Pudong Airport, Shanghai, April 25, 2008/2008年4月25日上海浦東機場

"Please Be Self Aware!"

A men's room in a Japanese restaurant in Shanghai, March 13, 2008
2008年3月13日，上海一家日本料理店的男廁所

Countryside, Tong County, Nantong, Jjiangsu Province, China, April 5, 2008
2008年4月5日江蘇省南通市通縣鄉間

1500+m above sea level, Smangus, Hsinchu, Taiwan, May 3, 2009
2009年5月3日新竹尖石鄉斯馬庫斯。海拔超過1500公尺。

In a restaurant in Beijing, China, May 24, 2008/2008年5月24日北京一家飯店裡的男廁所

Baotu Fountain, Jinan, Shandong, China: This old couple just helped a little kid to piss in the fountain., October 10, 2008
2008年10月10日山東省濟南市豹突泉：這對老夫婦剛抱起一個小孩讓他在泉裡小便。

The puddle of water is the urine from the little kid held by the woman. Gulangyu, Xiamen, Fujian Province, China.
廈門鼓浪嶼這泡尿是婦人懷中的小孩撒的。

另外曾在天津狗不理包子總店看到婦人抱小孩到餐桌上撒尿到塑膠杯裡，然後再把那杯子放地上。在天津勸業場看到小姑娘當街撒尿。在崑山市區人行道上看到米田共跟用過的衛生紙。

Min-Quan Park of Kaohsiung, Taiwan: Even Pooch Poo is Handled Professionally, avec Style.