Guardians Of The Galaxy: Reproductive Organ Give Away

Guardians Of The Galaxy: Reproductive Organ Give Away

In the movie Guardians Of The Galaxy, starting at 49:57, Groot grows a flower in his palm,



rip it off,



and gave it to a little girl.



Allow me to remind you that flower is the reproductive organ of plant.
The counter part of flower in the animal kingdom is penis or vagina.

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Starting at 1:28:14, Groot releases glowing "seeds" into the air for illumination.
If Groot is a dude, wouldn't this act be the equivalent of ejaculation in animal kingdom?




Near the end of the credit, it reads:


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Guardians Of The Galaxy: Reproductive Organ Give Away

Guardians Of The Galaxy: Reproductive Organ Give Away

In the movie Guardians Of The Galaxy, starting at 49:57, Groot grows a flower in his palm,



rip it off,



and gave it to a little girl.



Allow me to remind you that flower is the reproductive organ of plant.
The counter part of flower in the animal kingdom is penis or vagina.

---

Starting at 1:28:14, Groot releases glowing "seeds" into the air for illumination.
If Groot is a dude, wouldn't this act be the equivalent of ejaculation in animal kingdom?




Near the end of the credit, it reads:


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• Heilongjiang is Nowhere Near Great Wall

皇民化

皇民化

當碰上支那人時，有沒有皇民化的差別在：

皇民化：「支那豚」


未皇民化：「幹你娘！龜兒子！」


延伸閱讀：

• 連爺爺的中山路

皇民化

皇民化

當碰上支那人時，有沒有皇民化的差別在：

皇民化：「支那豚」


未皇民化：「幹你娘！龜兒子！」


延伸閱讀：

• 連爺爺的中山路

Big Hero 6

Big Hero 6

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Big Hero 6

Big Hero 6

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限制級冷笑話：江蕙開演唱會

限制級冷笑話：江蕙開演唱會

問：江蕙爲什麼不去越南開演唱會。






答：因爲「二姐」的越語是 "chị ba" （音：幾巴）

越語中兄姐不稱大，大哥、大姐，都從二開始叫：大哥叫做二哥(anh hai)；大姐叫做二姐(chị hai)。以此類推，被叫做三姐的，其實就是二姐。所以「二姐」的越語，就是chị ba……

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• 限制級冷笑話：二姐髮廊
• 限制級冷笑話：劉三姐遊記
• 越語101：數字
• 原創冷笑話："九"的越語讀作……

限制級冷笑話：江蕙開演唱會

限制級冷笑話：江蕙開演唱會

問：江蕙爲什麼不去越南開演唱會。






答：因爲「二姐」的越語是 "chị ba" （音：幾巴）

越語中兄姐不稱大，大哥、大姐，都從二開始叫：大哥叫做二哥(anh hai)；大姐叫做二姐(chị hai)。以此類推，被叫做三姐的，其實就是二姐。所以「二姐」的越語，就是chị ba……

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• 限制級冷笑話：二姐髮廊
• 限制級冷笑話：劉三姐遊記
• 越語101：數字
• 原創冷笑話："九"的越語讀作……