The Major Difference/大哉問

A person with a business degree says, "How can I get paid when it works?"
A person with a finance degree says, "How much do you need to borrow to get it to work?"
A person with a degree in science says, "How does it work?"
A person with a degree in philosophy says, "Why does it work?"
A person with a degree in theology says, "Who makes it work?"
A person with a degree in mathematics says, "How many ways will it work?"
A person with a degree in says, "Would you like fries with that?"
A person with a psychology degree says, "Why do you want fries with that?"

有商科學位的問：『當它開始作用時，我得付多少錢？』
有財經學位的問：『你得借多少錢它才會有作用？』
有理科學位的問：『它作用的原理是啥？』
有哲學學位的問：『它為何有用？』
有神學學位的問：『誰使它有用？』
有數學學位的問：『有幾種方法可以用？』
有文科學位的問：『你要不要薯條？』
有心理學學位的問：『你為什麼要薯條？』

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